Wednesday, May 23, 2007

prickley pair, now accepting applicants.

hello, and welcome to prickley pair, specializing in creative matchmaking solutions for artists and muses.

today we bring you the latest gossip about our prickley pair of the week:

the original gangsta (OG) has been spotted canoodling in thai restaurants and parks throughout the city with a particularily dashing bloke (DB). no kiss to be reported yet, however, sunset cuddling has been confirmed. the pressure will certainly be on, as the two head to dinner and a silent movie this friday. kissy-kissy? we at prickley pair certainly hope so! we will be along on the highly anticipated 3rd/4th-ish date(?!) to facilitate specialized 2nd-base matchmaking skills.

prickley pair tracked down OG/DB this week for their comments on their developing prickley pair union. OG reports DB has one cute dimple... prickley pair suspects she would like to run her tongue over aforementioned dimple for good measure. OG would also like the record to reflect she believes practice makes perfect, in bed that is. prickley pair couldn't agree more!suffering from "witchypoo" and OG's spell-casting, DB has confirmed an exploded heart, a sizeable scull fracture caused by the pressure of many beautiful butterflies in his brain, and a parting with old friends, doom and gloom. prickley pair wishes DB the best, and suggests down-time be spent in freezers/other climate-controlled environments so that he does not melt away completly. no words to when he'll make his big move... the little moves seem to be getting him closer.

DB to OG before parting ways yesterday evening: "what are my chances in winning you over as my girlfriend?"
response: "fairly high..." prickley pair has already begun to celebrate our first super-success story with gleeful giggles and thunderous muahahas! stay tuned!

1 comment:

SWIMMING IN THE BEAT said...

This is some romantic shit.. Way to go Original Ganster. Watch out wounded boys of the world. She's a heartbreaker.